Cypher on Necrophilia

I have no clue how we stumbled onto the topic of necrophilia, but we somehow worked the conversation to how a necrophiliac would discuss their dating proclivities to friends. Cypher claims it'd go somethin' like this-
"Shirley, what's goin' on?"
"Oooo...girl, I gots me a date tanight! And he's a stiffy!"

Cypher's Gettin' Frustrated

A while back, Cypher leaned over the partition and told me about an issue she'd had earlier with the gal in the cafeteria. Cyph asked her something and apparently the woman, "looked at me like I was applyin' for a god damn visa." Don't you worry, my girl Cypher straightened that bitch out.

Dawn Gets Set Straight

Our beloved Dawn who works down a ways from Cypher & me, stopped by to chat one afternoon. Cypher was in a particularly jocular mood and decided to take the piss, as it were. She stands up and tells Dawn the truth of the matter with, "Now jus' cuz you settin' down dare wit mas'er, doan go thinkin' you bedder den us. It just cuz you gots dat light hair. Dat's da oney reazin you dare and we by da doh." Yeah, and don't you forget it.

Cypher Meets The Princess

Cypher saw a picture of my friend, The Princess, and said, "Damn, Star, you hang out wit some hot bitches." Hell yeah, I do!