The laugh to end all laughs....

A former coworker back in the Detention Technology Days had thee bestest laugh I've ever heard. And who would be the one to reproduce Bertrand's laugh with graceful perfection, but my soul sister number nine, Miss Cypher. Here it is in all it's glory. Enjoy, cause I know that those of you with class, sophistication and impeccable wit, will indeed appreciate this little nugget of our lovely little lives.

She's Got It All

"Hey Star, do you have a magnifying glass?"
"Sure, in my desk."

"Do you have any glue?"
"Yeah, I think I have some in my desk."

"Star, what's a biscotti?"
"Oo! It's like an Italian cookie. I have one in my desk actually."
"Um, do you have everything in your desk? 'Hey Star, do you have a formica sink in your drawer?'"
"No, but I have one in mahogany...."

The Birthday Girl Takes a Call

Well, well, well, it's Miss Cypher's special day. That's right, it's our girl's birthday and she is as sassy as ever. Now, here at New Age Slavery, it is a known fact that Cypher is Queen of the Field. Er, well, the Queen of fielding calls, that is. Anyway, recently, our bday baby got a call from a different kind of queen. A gentleman who Cyph referred to in these brilliant words, that I shall leave you with: "He was very 'Showboat'. Very Las Vegas and spirit-fingered." If that shit don't make you laugh then you ain't worth a damn.

Honesty. Such a lonely word.

Cypher, never one to mince words or hold anything back, tells me of her recent run in with a rather obnoxious and unsightly department store assistant: "This bitch had the stomach of a large scud missile. Now dat's a big belly." And that's all you need to know about that.

One Sentence Says So Very Much

She sounded like a sorry, slovenly bitch.

Sendhil Ramamurthy

"Now that's some good love makin' right there. Some people are more in love than others and you just know that when a man is that good lookin' that he came from some damn fine love makin'." Truer words may have never been spoken.

They Never Cease to Amaze Us...

So Aurelius stopped over to chat with Cyph & I today and informed us that when he instructed one of his callers to hold down the shift key and pressing the number 8 key, they asked, "Oh, you mean the little snowflake??" Oh dear.....
Then Cypher told us her own interesting experience with one of her customers. She told him to use the end parentheses. "Uh, now, whatchu nee' me ta do dare baby? Ya mean da crooked smile on mah keyboard? Ohkay, I'ma mash dat..." It is truly a special group of individuals that call in to New Age Slavery. God bless 'em all!