Insanity

Favorite Fabric: mattress

Need I say more?

The Perfect Insult (à la 2nd Grade)

This one came from Jeanie regarding a caller:

She was a bottom dweller monkey face.

Busted

Upon noticing a certain type of bruise on my neck, Cypher asked, "Um, Star, did you get some extra lovin' over the holiday?" I, of course blushed and that's when Cyph said, "That's what I'm talkin' about. Get yer Barry White freak on, gurl!"

Cypher Takes a Mumbler - Part 2

"Sir, can you do me a favor? Speak into the phone and tell me your name."

Ouch.

Aurelius was telling us about a coworker who told him, "Man, this woman just called me an idiot." Aurelius laid it out and said, "The truth hurts."

Even Better Than the Real Thing

"Star, let me tell ya, I've had some good stuff, but damn...in a dream? It's better than in real life."

Cypher Gets Sassy

Leaning over the partition, my soul sister and I were chatting about some of the office hotties when Cyph turned her eyes toward her pick of litter and said, "Mmm Mmm MMM! Sean, boy, don't make me come over there and hurt you with some hard kissin' like in the 50s." Yeah, Sean, watch out cause she means it.