Saturday, March 8, 2008

Trapper John, M.D. Memories


To pass the infinitesimal time at the office, I asked Cyph which celebrity curled her girlhood toes. She paused long and hard and I could see her eyes close as she thought back to those hot afternoons in her Grandmama's front parlor. There on the well worn, dark green carpet sat a nine year old, cross legged, pig-tailed girl on a round orange and olive crocheted pillow. Her big sienna eyes opening wide as a dark haired doctor appeared across the old Zenith television screen. Well, hello, Dr. Gates....

"Y'know, Cypher, it sez here on Wikipedia that his name's Gregory Harrison. Apparently he was in Falcon Crest & Touched By An Angel."
"Well, he can touch me ta-day."

The conversation turned to other 80s favorites such as Adrian Zmed, Rob Lowe - Dawn's pick, Lee Horsley, Tom Selleck, James Brolin, Bill Shatner, & Lee Majors. Ah, those long gone days of hunky beefcakes strutting across the small screen and sending our young loins a-clangin'! How we do so love to reminisce...

it should be noted that harrison also starred as eric roberts lover in "it's my party" - but i think if cypher knew that her two great loves filmed a passionate lip lock, that very well may send her over the edge and into some sort of frantic state that would be truly unhealthy.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

When Stank Ass Breath Is All Up In Yo' Face

possible responses could be:

It smells like you got a mouth full of dead kittens.

Hot, burning garbage smells better than your mouth at this moment.

You are assassinating me with your breath.

Your breath is the reason Daddy left.