Wednesday, September 29, 2010
The Forecast Is...
Looking up the weather online, coworker Tad saw the forecast for the entire country and noticed heavy rainfall in Tennessee. He walked past our desk, paused and said, "The hillbillies are gettin' wet." That they are, my friend.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Closing Time
Scene: Cypher and her caller:
"Yes, what time do you close."
"Ma'am we are available 24/7."
"On the phones, I see. But what about the website. What time does that close?"
".........newageslavery.com closes at 7, ma'am. Have you paid your New Age Slavery bill??"
When Cyph relayed this to me I could barely speak. What time does the website close?? That's when Cypher finished it off with, "Fuckin' stoopid ass people thinkin' the damn internet has a closing time. Waste of my damn breath."
"Yes, what time do you close."
"Ma'am we are available 24/7."
"On the phones, I see. But what about the website. What time does that close?"
".........newageslavery.com closes at 7, ma'am. Have you paid your New Age Slavery bill??"
When Cyph relayed this to me I could barely speak. What time does the website close?? That's when Cypher finished it off with, "Fuckin' stoopid ass people thinkin' the damn internet has a closing time. Waste of my damn breath."
Friday, September 3, 2010
Top Gun
Cypher: "Star, you gots anything to eat over dare in yer desk?"
Star: "That's a negative, Ghost Rider."
Cypher: "Roger that, Soul Sister Number Nine."
Star: "That's a negative, Ghost Rider."
Cypher: "Roger that, Soul Sister Number Nine."
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