Saturday, October 24, 2009

Ghost Hunters

There is a god damn ghost settin' in your chair smokin' a cigarette that you can see AND smell? That's when you need to get the fuck out. Star, now you know you & me is cool, but black people don't get hauntings, okay? They just don't.
Carol Anne??? Carol Anne, it's Mommy. Can you hear me???

Thursday, October 1, 2009

More Honesty From Cypher

A customer was speedin' through her social on the phone and I overheard Cypher say, "Ma'am, I'm askin' for your social security number. You know it; I don't. Slow that down for me, willya?"