Thursday, August 12, 2021

Libby Can't Take It

Hitting mute on a call, Libby said to me, "It's like this person has never changed a password before...This is unreal. She just keeps saying no and a cat is crying in the background." I answered, " Are you sure it's not an echo of your own cries?" (That sounds like an 80s goth band song "The Echo of Your Own Cries".)

Sunday, July 25, 2021

No Refunds

In 2013, Evan came in to work and saw Brad, who looks like Bradley Cooper and said, "You owe me for your latest film. It was bad. I paid $7 to see Hangover 3." Without missing a beat, our B.C. said, "That's it? I gotta get Fandango on the horn cuz my pictures are worth at least 12 bucks."