Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Closing Time

Scene: Cypher and her caller:
"Yes, what time do you close."
"Ma'am we are available 24/7."
"On the phones, I see. But what about the website. What time does that close?"
".........newageslavery.com closes at 7, ma'am. Have you paid your New Age Slavery bill??"

When Cyph relayed this to me I could barely speak. What time does the website close?? That's when Cypher finished it off with, "Fuckin' stoopid ass people thinkin' the damn internet has a closing time. Waste of my damn breath."

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