The Birthday Girl Takes a Call

Well, well, well, it's Miss Cypher's special day. That's right, it's our girl's birthday and she is as sassy as ever. Now, here at New Age Slavery, it is a known fact that Cypher is Queen of the Field. Er, well, the Queen of fielding calls, that is. Anyway, recently, our bday baby got a call from a different kind of queen. A gentleman who Cyph referred to in these brilliant words, that I shall leave you with: "He was very 'Showboat'. Very Las Vegas and spirit-fingered." If that shit don't make you laugh then you ain't worth a damn.

Honesty. Such a lonely word.

Cypher, never one to mince words or hold anything back, tells me of her recent run in with a rather obnoxious and unsightly department store assistant: "This bitch had the stomach of a large scud missile. Now dat's a big belly." And that's all you need to know about that.