So Cyph had a caller who insisted that,
"There's something wrong with your system."
"Bitch, it's you! Ain't nuthin' wrong wit the system. Yo, watch this-'I refreshed the system ma'am, please log in again.' Watch, she gone be all surprised and shit."
"Oh! so I can log in? Great, that is just wonderful!"
"Yeah, uh-huh, Poof!-it's refreshed. Like I got a magic wand up in here. These people don't know shit. I let 'em think they do, but all the while, I'm the one knowing the truth a the matter."
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Keep Yo' Complaints Ta Yerself
Cyph had a caller who felt entitled to enter her husband's account and was displeased with my soul sister when she was informed that she was not to receive access to said information. She got all huffy and said, "But I'm covered under his plan!!!" True to form, sister Cypher didn't skip a beat when she came back with, "Yeah, well, I'm covered under the blood of Jesus, but I'm still catchin' Hell." Damn, right she is, honey.
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