There is a god damn ghost settin' in your chair smokin' a cigarette that you can see AND smell? That's when you need to get the fuck out. Star, now you know you & me is cool, but black people don't get hauntings, okay? They just don't.
Carol Anne??? Carol Anne, it's Mommy. Can you hear me???
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
More Honesty From Cypher
A customer was speedin' through her social on the phone and I overheard Cypher say, "Ma'am, I'm askin' for your social security number. You know it; I don't. Slow that down for me, willya?"
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