A Bit Frightening

Cypher got a call from a feller working at Texas Christian University who is in dire need of some psychological assistance. Cypher asked him what his user ID was and he responded with complete confidence, "It's serialkilluh." Well, now, that is not very Christian-like.

Another Genius on the Line

"I been on hold fer thirteen minutes! Do you know how long that is??!!" Hmm...let me think on that fer a spell...

Cypher Eastwood

Cypher overheard myself and Laury Beth discussing what our plans are for the upcoming holiday, stood up, glared at us over the cubicle wall and said, "Well, that all depends. Have you been naughty? Well, have ya...punk?" I am telling you, everything my soul sister number nine says is fuckin' hilarious.