Dawn Gets Set Straight

Our beloved Dawn who works down a ways from Cypher & me, stopped by to chat one afternoon. Cypher was in a particularly jocular mood and decided to take the piss, as it were. She stands up and tells Dawn the truth of the matter with, "Now jus' cuz you settin' down dare wit mas'er, doan go thinkin' you bedder den us. It just cuz you gots dat light hair. Dat's da oney reazin you dare and we by da doh." Yeah, and don't you forget it.