It pretty much goes without saying that Detention Technologies is a damn hard place to work. Just like walkin' that last green mile, honey. And those that hold power are akin to the Dementors in Azkaban. Take that, add the fact that it's day one of the work week and Sister Cypher and I get ourselves a mean case of the Mondays. That is when we dream our biggest and brightest. Today we found a home in the Keys that we have decided to purchase. We'll be closing next Friday and can't wait to spend the weekend there. It's a sweet deal - fully furnished and in our price range at a cool 2.5 mill.
In order to pay for our new luxury abode, we set up a lemonade stand and a kissing booth (Dawn said she'd lend her lips to the cause as well!), plus we entered a bunch of Double Dutch competitions. This weekend we are booked solid with events in Philly, DC, Boston, Queens, The Bronx, Harlem, and Hartford. It's a little known fact that the streets of Hartford, Connecticut are lousy with rogue double dutchers. We plan on wiping the floor with 'em, baby, so y'all watch out.
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