The Biggest Difference Btwn the Sexes

So Cypher was telling me how she just does not understand how women have absolutely no problem calling in and saying "Yes, I have a vaginal itch that I need to address..." It's like, hello! you just told the funkin' tech support about your coochie problems. That's when Cypher says, "Y'know, y'never hear men callin' in and sayin' 'Yeah, the doctor just jiggled my balls and I wanna know where those results are on the web.' That shit just don't happen. Men just fuckin' know better." That they do, my dear. That they do.