Sunday, October 12, 2008

That's Hot.

So, Friday at the office, Cypher and I were discussing the apparent heat wave that will be hitting the area Sunday and into the beginning of next week. We drifted into a discussion of how to cool off on these random, early fall, hot-ass days.
"Star, honey, all you gots to do is get yourself some ice and put it on your neck, your feet and in your crotchal region. But hey, just beware of hypothermia, y'know?"
"Whoa...that'd be a helluva way to end it, eh? I can hear it now: 'Officer, the cause of death...well, we found ice...in her...downstairs kitchen...' 'Is that a fact? Well, I hear it's good eats in that kitchen...'"
I don't know about you Chronicle readers, but that shit cracked me & Cypher the funk up.

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