Cypher and I were taking advantage of some down time and I was telling her about Al Green's wife tossin' a skillet full of hot grits in his face and thus leading him down a path towards becoming a minister. My take? It's simple, kids: grits'll get ya ta God. Cypher, of course, agreed completely with my assessment and added, "That's right, Jesus wants soldiers - not punks and wimps."
(clearly we do not condone the wasting of grits, or the use of them in any form of violence. and, in all honesty, i'm certain that Christ loves punks and wimps as much as he loves his soldiers. however, we have yet to hear back from him on this.)
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