Moron. One of Many.

I spent close to forty five minutes helping a customer log in. She was not getting it and would take so long that the site would time her out and she'd have to start all over. It got to her second time around and she once again got booted. I offered to register her on my end so as to get logged in and off my line. I went through it and once I got to the point where she would need to proceed she said, "Oh, hang on. I'm just walking a letter down to the mailbox." Are you fuckin' kidding me?? I seriously sat there and listened to her walk down the gravel drive, the creaking of the rusty metal mailbox, and even heard her yell to her neighbor, "Hi there Otis! How are ya today? Is Cheryl back on her feet again..." Unbelievable.