Wheel of Fortune

One day I was telling Cypher about this contestant on Wheel who lost her freakin' mind every time she won anything. I mean, she bought a vowel and nearly shit herself. She was really out of control and over the top. I informed Cypher that sadly, she did not win the big prize. That's when my soul sister came out with, "Hell, if she'd a won she probably woulda raped herself."